Djur, miljö och natur

Fylleslaget i Minnesota

2018-10-05 09:04 #0 av: NeferNefer

Hoppla! Här var det bestämt livat!

https://bgr.com/2018/10/04/drunk-birds-minnesota-fermented-berries/

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Hilariously, the Gilbert Police Department has received so many calls regarding suspicious birds that it was forced to issue a statement telling residents to relax and let the birds do their thing.

“The Gilbert Police Department has received several reports of birds that appear to be ‘under the influence’ flying into windows, cars, and acting confused,” the department writes in a bulletin. “The reason behind this occurrence is certain berries we have in our area have fermented earlier than usual due to an early frost, which in turn has expedited the fermenting process.”

“There is no need to call law enforcement about these birds as they should sober up within a short period of time,” the department adds.

The “public notice” even goes the extra mile by adding a humorous list of sightings that the public should be on the lookout for, including “Woodstock pushing Snoopy off the doghouse for no apparent reason,” and “Any birds after midnight with Taco Bell items.”

"All tid måste förflyta i sin egen takt. Ibland dricker man kaffe. Ibland dricker man kaffe inte." (Mikael Niemi)

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2018-10-05 09:10 #1 av: Magi-cat

Stackars pippifåglar! GladDrink

Hjärta "Freden måste komma först. Gör den inte det, min vän, kommer inget efter den." (Tage D.)

Sajtvärd på Fenomen, Hjärnan, Kulturtant och Oförklarade fenomen.

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